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Hatin a** people who swear they just the sh** Mar 01, 2006 - 04:58 AM

See me and my cuz and some mo friends were all hang on the block right. So this bald headed, no edges, ragedy car, stank breathe, and jus plain nasty B****. Got out her lil put-put car or whateva. So strated muggin a girl whateva so we all sayin Keep dem haterz hatin cause if they ain't hatin then you ain't doin your job!!!So the trick get mad and swear up and down she wasn't muggin she was me boy A.J. But talking if we wanna we can get it. So I walk up to her and do't you this trick went to the car and got her momma out. I was like well damn let me go get mine. Ain't knoway in hell I would have brought my momma with me to the block.

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RE: Hatin a** people who swear they just the sh** Mar 09, 2006 - 11:06 PM

Damn you shoulda busted out with some yo momma jokes while she wuz standing there

Just to name a few

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

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RE: Hatin a** people who swear they just the sh** Mar 13, 2006 - 05:28 AM

dem some fye a** lines. I'm have to use some of dem

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RE: Hatin a** people who swear they just the sh** Apr 16, 2006 - 07:56 PM

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!